BTC $94,820 +1.84% ETH $3,412 +2.71% SOL $182 -0.42% BNB $682 +0.18% HYPE $31.2 +8.91% SUI $3.18 -1.20% TON $5.47 +0.84% DOGE $0.387 -2.10% WIF $2.41 +5.52% PEPE $0.0000183 +3.40% USDT $1.0001 +0.01% USDC $1.0000 -0.00% LINK $22.4 +1.98% UNI $11.2 +0.62% AAVE $284 +4.10% BTC $94,820 +1.84% ETH $3,412 +2.71% SOL $182 -0.42% BNB $682 +0.18% HYPE $31.2 +8.91% SUI $3.18 -1.20% TON $5.47 +0.84% DOGE $0.387 -2.10% WIF $2.41 +5.52% PEPE $0.0000183 +3.40% USDT $1.0001 +0.01% USDC $1.0000 -0.00% LINK $22.4 +1.98% UNI $11.2 +0.62% AAVE $284 +4.10%
A FIELD GUIDE / EDITION ONE

Signals/noise

信 号 与 噪 声

The crypto industry is a market of characters as much as it is a market of tokens. This is a guide to the people who built it, the people who narrate it, the projects that defined it, and the wreckage that warns the next cycle. Read it before you read your timeline.

01FOUNDERS
The Builders 建 造 者
Twelve operators
$50B+ in TVL governed
@VitalikButerinL1 · ETH
Vitalik Buterin
Co-founder, Ethereum · the soft-spoken Russian-Canadian who turned Bitcoin into a world computer.
Wrote the Ethereum whitepaper at 19. Pushed the Merge. Now spending the budget of a small country on public goods, account abstraction, and roadmap surgery.
FOLLOWERS · 5.4MSIGNAL · HIGH
@cz_binanceCEX · BNB
Changpeng Zhao
Founder, Binance · "CZ" — built the world's largest exchange in eighteen months, then served four months in US prison.
Rumoured net worth $30B+. Out, back, and tweeting. Successor Richard Teng runs operations; CZ runs the narrative.
FOLLOWERS · 9.4MSIGNAL · MEDIUM
@brian_armstrongCEX · COIN
Brian Armstrong
CEO, Coinbase · the engineer who out-lasted the SEC. Took the company public, then sued his regulator and won.
Coinbase Base L2 quietly absorbing chunks of Solana's degen mindshare. Plays a longer political game than CZ.
FOLLOWERS · 1.2MSIGNAL · HIGH
@saylorBTC · CORP
Michael Saylor
Executive chairman, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) · single-handedly turned a SaaS company into a ~$70B Bitcoin holding vehicle.
Quotable, evangelical, monumental. Holds over 580k BTC. The closest thing crypto has to a corporate Patrick Henry.
FOLLOWERS · 4.1MSIGNAL · HIGH
@aeyakovenkoL1 · SOL
Anatoly Yakovenko
Co-founder, Solana · ex-Qualcomm engineer who bet everything on raw throughput.
"Toly" defends Solana's controversial design choices in real time on X. Survived the FTX implosion that almost killed the chain.
FOLLOWERS · 580kSIGNAL · HIGH
@haydenzadamsDEFI · UNI
Hayden Adams
Founder, Uniswap · the laid-off mechanical engineer who shipped the AMM that became DeFi.
Uniswap v4 + Unichain L2 launched. Single-handedly broke the SEC's enforcement-first stance — they dropped the case in 2024.
FOLLOWERS · 240kSIGNAL · HIGH
@stanikulechovDEFI · AAVE
Stani Kulechov
Founder, Aave · Finnish law student who built the protocol that taught DeFi to lend.
Aave V3 is the deepest non-Maker money market. Lens Protocol (decentralised social) is the side bet. Polished. Patient. Unfailingly long.
FOLLOWERS · 320kSIGNAL · HIGH
@SergeyNazarovINFRA · LINK
Sergey Nazarov
Founder, Chainlink · the man who turned "oracle" from a Greek noun into a $10B protocol.
Almost never tweets price. Almost always tweets enterprise integrations — Swift, DTCC, Fidelity. The TradFi bridgehead.
FOLLOWERS · 700kSIGNAL · HIGH
@gavofyorkL1 · DOT
Gavin Wood
Co-founder, Ethereum & Polkadot · wrote the Yellow Paper, the EVM, and Solidity. Then left to build a more ambitious chain.
Polkadot 2.0 / JAM rolled out 2025. Coined "Web3". Cerebral, contrarian, occasionally wears a kilt to keynotes.
FOLLOWERS · 250kSIGNAL · MEDIUM
@balajisTHESIS
Balaji Srinivasan
Author, The Network State · ex-Coinbase CTO, ex-a16z general partner, full-time apocalypse cartographer.
Bet on hyperinflation in 2023 and lost a million dollars publicly. Still the most generative crypto-political theorist alive. Read him slow.
FOLLOWERS · 1.0MSIGNAL · HIGH
@punk6529NFT · CULTURE
Punk6529
Pseudonymous OG of the NFT thesis · OM (Open Metaverse) advocate, OM-NFT collector, anti-walled-garden agitator.
Threads on property rights, digital ownership, and the long-term case for on-chain culture. The closest crypto has to a public intellectual on art.
FOLLOWERS · 510kSIGNAL · HIGH
@jessepollakL2 · BASE
Jesse Pollak
Creator of Base · turned Coinbase's L2 from internal experiment into the social-and-meme chain of the cycle.
Onchain summer, friend.tech, Farcaster integration. Pollak treats Base as a brand more than a chain — and it works.
FOLLOWERS · 180kSIGNAL · HIGH
"There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen. Crypto is the latter, on permanent loop, with leverage." Anonymous trader, post-Luna
02ANALYSTS
The Analysts 分 析 师
Read these
Skip everyone else
@CryptoHayesMACRO · BMEX
Arthur Hayes
Co-founder, BitMEX · convicted of BSA violations, served, returned. Now writes the most-quoted crypto essays in the industry.
Substack: Crypto Hayes. Reads like a hedge-fund letter on amphetamines. Often early, occasionally wrong, never boring.
FOLLOWERS · 580kSIGNAL · HIGH
@LynAldenContactMACRO · BTC
Lyn Alden
Engineer-turned-macro-investor · the bridge between TradFi macro and Bitcoin culture.
Author of Broken Money. The clearest writer on the fiscal-dominance thesis. Bitcoin maximalist by analysis, not religion.
FOLLOWERS · 580kSIGNAL · HIGH
@RyanSAdamsPODCAST · ETH
Ryan Sean Adams
Co-host, Bankless · the most influential Ethereum-aligned media operation, period.
Took a sabbatical from a corporate-finance career to publish a newsletter; built it into a podcast empire. Loud bull on tokenized everything.
FOLLOWERS · 290kSIGNAL · HIGH
@TrustlessStatePODCAST · ETH
David Hoffman
Co-host, Bankless · author of the "Triple Halving" thesis on ETH supply dynamics.
More technically embedded than his co-host. Strong takes on rollup economics, restaking, and the post-merge monetary policy.
FOLLOWERS · 220kSIGNAL · HIGH
@RaoulGMIMACRO · TRAD
Raoul Pal
Founder, Real Vision · ex-Goldman/GLG hedge-fund manager who pivoted to crypto evangelism.
Coined "the everything code" — the liquidity-cycle framework most other macros now quote without crediting. Sometimes too bullish for his own good.
FOLLOWERS · 1.1MSIGNAL · MEDIUM
@APomplianoBTC · MEDIA
Anthony Pompliano
Founder, Pomp Investments · former soldier, former Snapchat exec, full-time Bitcoin promoter.
"Pomp" runs the largest Bitcoin-focused podcast and a tech newsletter that's better than its cover suggests. Polished operator.
FOLLOWERS · 1.7MSIGNAL · MEDIUM
@coinbureauYT · RETAIL
Guy / Coin Bureau
YouTube's most disciplined crypto educator · 2.5M subscribers, no shilling, no leverage.
The reason a million normies learned to use a hardware wallet. Comprehensive coin reviews, no paid promotions for L1s.
FOLLOWERS · 2.5MSIGNAL · HIGH
@laurashinPODCAST · NEWS
Laura Shin
Host, Unchained · the closest thing crypto has to an investigative business journalist.
Broke the on-chain identification of the DAO hacker. Author of The Cryptopians. Sharp interviews, longer arc than the news cycle.
FOLLOWERS · 540kSIGNAL · HIGH
@cdixonVC · A16Z
Chris Dixon
General partner, a16z crypto · the venture firm that turned crypto into an institutional asset class.
Author of Read Write Own. Argues protocols beat platforms across the long arc. Backed Coinbase, Uniswap, Optimism, Worldcoin. If a16z passes, ask why.
FOLLOWERS · 950kSIGNAL · HIGH
03ANONS
The Anons & Degens 匿 名 者
Pseudonymous, often more honest
than the doxxed
@cobiePODCAST · OG
Cobie
Co-host, UpOnly · British ex-trader, former Lido investor, the rare anon who decided showing his face was funnier than not.
Wrote the canonical "Trading is mostly suffering" essay. Calls market tops with disturbing accuracy. Read his Substack first.
FOLLOWERS · 750kSIGNAL · HIGH
@hasuflRESEARCH · MEV
Hasu
Strategy advisor, Flashbots · the most-cited writer on MEV, censorship resistance, and Ethereum micro-design.
Half-anonymous still, despite being a household name in protocol-design circles. If Hasu writes a piece, drop everything.
FOLLOWERS · 260kSIGNAL · HIGH
@GiganticRebirthTRADER · OG
GCR
"Giganticly Cresting Reflexivity" · pseudonymous trader who turned a few thousand into nine figures.
Disappears for months, surfaces with a single tweet that moves a small-cap 40%. The platonic crypto whale.
FOLLOWERS · 290kSIGNAL · HIGH
@hsakaTradesTRADER
Hsaka
Pseudonymous spot-trader · technical, terse, and unusually transparent for someone who doesn't share his face.
Heuristics over hopium. Tracks structural flows on derivative exchanges. Quoted by everyone who matters.
FOLLOWERS · 320kSIGNAL · HIGH
@DegenSpartanOG · MEME
DegenSpartan
The original poster of "ngmi" · CT's most ironic permabear, secretly making everyone money on the way down.
Started Sisyphus.fund. Tweets like a man who's been right too many times to enjoy it. Required reading in bear markets.
FOLLOWERS · 290kSIGNAL · MEDIUM
@CL207FUND · DEFI
CL
Co-founder, eGirl Capital · the small cabal that called every important DeFi narrative one quarter early.
"Memes are a primary indicator." Style: dry, technical, always with a punch-line. The fund's track record speaks louder than its tweets.
FOLLOWERS · 130kSIGNAL · HIGH
@AltcoinPsychoTRADER · ALT
Altcoin Psycho
High-conviction altcoin trader · prolific, blunt, occasionally NSFW, surprisingly disciplined.
Calls long structures with stop losses attached — rare in CT. Blocks on sight. Worth following anyway.
FOLLOWERS · 380kSIGNAL · MEDIUM
@wassielawyerLAW · DEFI
Wassie Lawyer
Anonymous solicitor · the dispassionate legal voice on every crypto enforcement action, indictment, and SBF trial.
Threads on Tornado Cash sanctions, Binance settlement, the SEC's win-loss record. The one anon every law firm secretly reads.
FOLLOWERS · 210kSIGNAL · HIGH
@MartyPartyON-CHAIN
MartyParty
On-chain Solana evangelist · CT's most relentless documentor of SOL adoption metrics.
Posts hourly. Pure narrative arbitrage. Useful as a pulse-meter, less so as alpha. Calibrate accordingly.
FOLLOWERS · 320kSIGNAL · MEDIUM
04LAYER ONES
The Layer 1s 主 网
The chains themselves
Sorted by founding year
SYMNAMEYRFOUNDERTHESIS
BTCBitcoin2009 Satoshi Nakamoto Digital gold. Sound, censorship-resistant, monetary network. The reserve asset of the entire industry.
ETHEthereum2015 Buterin · Wood · Lubin The world computer. Smart contracts at scale. Now a settlement layer for an ecosystem of L2 rollups.
BNBBNB Chain2017 / 2020 CZ · Binance team Centralised by design, fast, cheap. The retail CEX user's first on-chain experience.
TRXTron2017 Justin Sun Quietly the largest USDT settlement rail on earth. Less narrative, more volume.
ADACardano2017 Charles Hoskinson Peer-reviewed, slow-shipping, beloved by its community, ignored by everyone else.
SOLSolana2020 Yakovenko · Gokal Throughput-maximalist L1. Memecoin capital of the world. Recovered from FTX implosion to multi-billion ecosystem.
AVAXAvalanche2020 Emin Gün Sirer Subnets architecture for institutional and gaming use cases. Patient, technically rigorous.
DOTPolkadot2020 Gavin Wood Heterogeneous multi-chain. Parachains. JAM upgrade brings shared security to a different scale.
NEARNEAR2020 Polosukhin · Skidanov Sharded L1 with usability as the primary thesis. Strong AI-agent narrative pivot.
APTAptos2022 Ex-Diem team Move language. Engineering pedigree out of Meta's failed Libra. Institutional-grade chain in search of users.
SUISui2023 Mysten Labs Object-oriented Move. Parallel execution. Arrived to the L1 party late and forced its way to the front.
TONThe Open Network2018 / 2021 Telegram (originally) · TON Foundation (now) Distribution at the scale of Telegram itself. Mini-apps, retail wallets, asymmetric reach.
SEISei2023 Multicoin alums Trading-optimised L1. Parallelised EVM. Hyper-specific niche; uncertain durability.
HYPEHyperliquid2024 Jeff Yan · Iliensinc App-chain perp DEX with its own L1. The cycle's breakout: revenue-positive, no VC raise, 200k+ token holders airdropped.
05DEFI
The DeFi Map 去 中 心 化 金 融
Eight categories
$120B+ TVL combined
DEX / AMM去中心化交易
  • Uniswapv4 · ETH
  • Curvestables
  • PancakeSwapBNB
  • Balancerweighted
  • RaydiumSOL
  • OrcaSOL
PERPS / DERIVS永续合约
  • Hyperliquidapp-chain
  • dYdXv4 · Cosmos
  • GMXARB
  • DriftSOL
  • Jupiter PerpsSOL
  • Vertexmulti
LENDING借贷
  • Aavev3 · multi
  • Morphoisolated
  • Compoundv3
  • SparkDAI
  • KaminoSOL
  • Pendleyield-split
LIQUID STAKING流动质押
  • LidostETH
  • Rocket PoolrETH
  • JitoSOL
  • MarinadeSOL
  • FraxfrxETH
  • Mantle LSPmETH
RESTAKING再质押
  • EigenLayerETH
  • Symbioticmulti
  • Karakmulti-asset
  • RenzoezETH
  • EtherFieETH
  • BabylonBTC
CDP / STABLE稳定币 CDP
  • Sky / MakerUSDS · DAI
  • LiquityLUSD · BOLD
  • crvUSDCurve
  • FraxFRAX
  • InverseDOLA
  • GravitaGRAI
AGGREGATORS聚合器
  • JupiterSOL DEX
  • 1inchmulti-chain
  • CoW Swapbatch
  • Matcha0x
  • Paraswapmulti
  • Odosmulti
REAL-WORLD ASSETS真实资产
  • Ondotokenized treasuries
  • Mapleinstitutional credit
  • Centrifugeinvoices
  • Goldfinchcredit
  • BlackRock BUIDLtreasuries
  • Securitizeissuance
06STABLECOINS
The Dollar Universe 稳 定 币
$200B+ in circulation
The biggest crypto product
SYMNAMEISSUERMODELNOTE
USDTTetherTether Ltd · iFinex Fiat-backed (T-bills + reserves) $130B+ supply. Largest by far. Profit machine: prints reserve interest in the billions. Legal grey zones, persistent narrative.
USDCUSD CoinCircle Fiat-backed (T-bills · BNY) Public company, regulated, transparent. The compliant USD on chain. SVB scare in 2023 left scars but proved the rails.
USDSUSDS / DAISky (was MakerDAO) CDP + RWA backed The original decentralised stable. Now mostly backed by US treasuries via Maker's RWA arm. Existential question: is this still DeFi?
USDeEthena Synthetic DollarEthena Labs Delta-neutral basis trade Long ETH spot, short ETH perp. Yield from funding rates. Innovative, controversial, scaled past $5B in a year.
FDUSDFirst Digital USDFirst Digital Trust · HK Fiat-backed Binance's preferred stable after BUSD wind-down. Hong Kong-based. Less transparent than USDC; larger than competitors expect.
PYUSDPayPal USDPayPal · Paxos Fiat-backed Paypal's distribution × Paxos's compliance. Solana integration brought serious traction. The TradFi entry point.
crvUSDCurve USDCurve Finance CDP · LLAMMA liquidations Soft-liquidation engine instead of cliff liquidations. Native to Curve's stableswap pools. Niche but technically elegant.
RLUSDRipple USDRipple Labs Fiat-backed Launched late 2024. Targets institutional treasury rails on XRP Ledger and Ethereum. Slow build, deep pockets.
07INFRASTRUCTURE
The Infra Layer 基 础 设 施
Picks-and-shovels
Where the durable margin lives
ROLLUPS / L2s二 层 网 络
  • Arbitrumoptimistic
  • Optimism / OP Stacksuperchain
  • BaseCoinbase · OP
  • zkSync EraMatter Labs
  • StarknetStarkWare · Cairo
  • LineaConsensys · zkEVM
  • ScrollzkEVM
  • Polygon zkEVMType 1
ORACLES预 言 机
  • ChainlinkCCIP · Data
  • Pythfirst-party
  • RedStonemodular
  • SwitchboardSOL
  • UMAoptimistic
  • API3first-party
DATA AVAILABILITY数 据 可 用 性
  • Celestiamodular DA
  • EigenDArestaking-secured
  • AvailPolygon spinoff
  • Near DAcheap blob alt
  • Ethereum 4844native blobs
INTEROP / BRIDGES跨 链
  • LayerZeromessage passing
  • Wormholemulti-chain
  • AxelarGMP
  • CCIPChainlink
  • Acrossintent-based
  • deBridgeDLN
STORAGE存 储
  • Filecoinmarket-priced
  • Arweavepermanent
  • WalrusSui · 2024
  • IPFSprotocol layer
INDEXING索 引
  • The Graphsubgraphs
  • SubsquidEU
  • Goldskystreaming
  • DuneSQL
RPC / NODES节 点
  • Alchemymulti-chain
  • InfuraConsensys
  • QuickNodemulti
  • HeliusSOL specialist
PRIVACY / ZK隐 私 · 零 知 识
  • Aztecprivate rollup
  • Railgunpriv mixer
  • ZcashL1 priv
  • MoneroL1 priv
  • PenumbraCosmos priv
08NFTs / MEMES / SOCIAL
The Culture Layer 文 化 层
Where attention prices itself
Volatile, sticky, durable
BLUE-CHIP NFTs蓝 筹
  • CryptoPunksLarva Labs · 2017
  • Bored Ape YCYuga · 2021
  • Pudgy Penguinspost-acquisition icon
  • Miladyremilio · 4chan
  • Azukianime-coded
  • Doodlesbrand-led
NFT MARKETPLACES市 场
  • OpenSeaincumbent
  • Blurpro-trader
  • Magic Edenmulti-chain
  • TensorSOL
  • SuperRare1/1 art
MAJOR MEMES主 流 模 因
  • DOGEBitcoin fork · 2013
  • SHIBETH · 2020
  • PEPE2023 · ETH
  • WIF (dogwifhat)SOL
  • BONKSOL community
  • POPCATSOL
  • FARTCOIN2024 · SOL
  • TRUMPpolitical SOL
DECENTRALISED SOCIAL去 中 心 化 社 交
  • FarcasterMerkle Manufactory
  • Lens ProtocolAave team
  • Nostrprotocol · BTC-aligned
  • Friend.techBase · 2023
  • WarpcastFarcaster client
09EXCHANGES
CEX vs DEX 中 心 化 与 去 中 心 化
The eternal axis
Custody is the question

CENTRALISED · CEX

Easier UX, deeper books, custody trade-off.

BinanceLargest by volume · CZ-founded
CoinbaseUS-public · regulated · COIN
OKXAsia-leading · derivs heavy
BybitUAE-licensed · perps
KrakenUS OG · spot purist
Bitgetcopy-trading focus
BitfinexiFinex · USDT umbrella
Gate.iobroadest altcoin listing
HTX(was Huobi) · Sun-aligned
MEXCmicrocap launchpad

The CEX is the on-ramp from fiat and the off-ramp into wire transfers. You will use one. The question is which one fails the next time, and have you withdrawn before it does. Not your keys, not your coins.

DECENTRALISED · DEX

You hold the keys. The protocol is open. The catch is your own competence.

Uniswapv4 hooks · ETH/L2
PancakeSwapBNB · multi-chain
Hyperliquidapp-chain perps
dYdXv4 · own L1
JupiterSOL DEX agg
RaydiumSOL AMM
Curvestables specialist
GMXARB perps
1inchaggregator
CoW Swapbatch + MEV-protected

On a DEX nobody can pause your withdrawal, freeze your account, or call you to a Bahamian villa. They can, however, watch you sign a malicious approval and walk off with everything. Read the contract, or trust someone who has.

10FALLEN
The Cautionary Tales 前 车 之 鉴
Each cycle has its corpses
Memorise the smell
Sam Bankman-Fried
@SBF_FTX · Founder, FTX / Alameda
The MIT-bred effective altruist who built a top-three exchange and quietly used customer deposits as a hedge fund's collateral. November 2022: the loop closed. FTX collapsed in 72 hours. Convicted on seven counts; 25-year sentence. The Cleanest-CV-to-Federal-Prison pipeline in finance.
VERDICT · GUILTY · 2023
Do Kwon
@stablekwon · Founder, Terraform Labs
UST and LUNA: a $40B algorithmic-stable experiment that worked beautifully on a whiteboard. May 2022 it de-pegged, spiralled, and erased itself. Took 3AC and a generation of "money lego" optimism with it. Extradited from Montenegro to the US in 2024. The blueprint for "arrogant founder × reflexive design = ruin".
VERDICT · PENDING · US TRIAL
Su Zhu & Kyle Davies
@zhusu · Co-founders, Three Arrows Capital
The supercycle prophets. $10B fund, every imaginable correlated trade with leverage. Luna detonated, GBTC discount widened, lender margin calls all hit at once. 3AC went bankrupt overnight. Su detained in Singapore; both relaunched a Dubai exchange of crypto bankruptcy claims because the joke writes itself.
VERDICT · BANKRUPT · LIQUIDATED
Alex Mashinsky
@Mashinsky · Founder, Celsius Network
"Banks are not your friends." Promised retail 17% yields. Used customer deposits to backstop bad bets and prop up his own token. 2022 collapse vaporised $4.7B. Convicted of fraud in 2024. The cautionary tale for every "high-yield CeFi product" still on the market.
VERDICT · GUILTY · 2024
11LEXICON
The Degen Lexicon 行 话 词 典
Forty terms
Speak the dialect
DEGENnounA trader who positions with more conviction than sleep. Originally pejorative, now a badge.
WAGMIacronym"We're all gonna make it." Tribal affirmation. Used unironically and deeply ironically, often in the same thread.
NGMIacronym"Not gonna make it." Diagnosis directed at someone whose strategy, take, or vibes are terminal.
HODLverbFrom a 2013 Bitcointalk typo. To hold through pain. The first crypto verb.
ALPHAnounInformation that hasn't been priced in yet. Dispensed in DMs, group chats, and rarely on the timeline.
SHITCOINnounAny token not held by the speaker. Anti-honorific. Sometimes affectionate.
GMinterjection"Good morning." Crypto-Twitter ritual greeting. Posting "gn" instead is heresy.
REKTadjectiveWrecked by leverage, liquidation, or rug. The default state.
RUGnoun · verbWhen a project's team drains the liquidity pool and disappears. "Pulled the rug" = exit-scammed.
FUDnounFear, Uncertainty, Doubt. Critique of a token, often labeled FUD by holders regardless of accuracy.
FOMOnounThe market state in which retail catches the top.
APEverbTo buy a token without research. Often based on a meme.
MOONverbAsset goes vertical. Origin: "to the moon."
FLOORnounIn NFTs: the cheapest available item in a collection. The metric most retail watch.
MINTverbTo create a new token instance, usually an NFT, by sending a transaction to its contract.
AIRDROPnounFree tokens distributed to past users of a protocol. The new IPO.
FARMINGverbPerforming protocol actions specifically to qualify for a future airdrop.
SYBILverbTo use many wallets to game an airdrop or vote. Crime against the protocol.
STABLESnounStablecoins. Where capital sits between trades. The risk-off position.
TVLacronymTotal Value Locked. The size of a DeFi protocol's deposits.
MEVacronymMaximal Extractable Value. The profit a block-producer can take by reordering / inserting transactions.
LPacronymLiquidity Provider. Deposits two assets in a DEX pool, earns fees, eats impermanent loss.
ILacronymImpermanent Loss. The opportunity cost of LPing vs. just holding.
DAOacronymDecentralised Autonomous Organisation. A treasury and a Discord, governed by token-weighted voting.
OP-SECacronymOperational security. Hardware wallets, separate burner accounts, not posting your portfolio.
BAGSnounA trader's holdings, especially the ones underwater. "Heavy bags."
PUMPINGverbAsset rising. Often coordinated. Sometimes natural.
DUMPINGverbInsiders or whales selling into bids. Followed by RT chants of "FUD."
COPEnoun · verbRationalisation by a holder of an underwater bag.
SHILLverbTo promote a token, often paid, sometimes self-interested. The default mode of CT.
RETARDIOnounSolana memecoin culture's affectionate slur for itself.
NORMIEnounA crypto outsider. Their entry signals top.
BERAslangBear market. Long, slow, character-building. Only the truly retarded build through it.
SUPERCYCLEnounThe thesis that this bull doesn't end. Disproven on schedule, every time, by the bear that follows.
DELULUadjectiveDelusional, but with affection. Holding a coin past obvious top signals.
FARMERnounSomeone systematically chasing airdrops across many protocols and wallets. A new asset class.
EXIT LIQUIDITYnounThe retail buyers a smart-money holder offloads to. Don't be the exit liquidity.
FAT FINGERnounA misclick that costs millions. Usually visible on chain within seconds.
ANONnounA pseudonymous account. Often more competent than a doxxed one.
DEFI SUMMERnounSummer 2020. The period when food-themed yield farms briefly governed the universe.